EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT PIRATES
2020 In this hilarious look at the scoundrels of the sea, Lichtenheld explains why pirates dress the way they do (to look mean), what they eat (school cafeteria food), and how to get a pirate name (from the Pirate Name Chart!). Full color.
DetailsA collection of made-up facts, educated guesses, and silly pictures about pirates. "Avast! Here be the answers to all your nagging questions about things piratical." "Will shiver the timbers and tickle the funny bones of those salts, both young and old, with a penchant for silliness. Pirates will often carry their knives in their mouths, although the practice is frowned upon by the American Dental Association. 40 pages